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Friday, 20 September 2013

Movie Review - Lee Daniels' The Butler

Posted on 07:38 by Unknown

Director: Lee Daniels
Starring: Forest Whitaker, Oprah Winfrey, David Oyelowo
Year: 2013

I have a problem with directors putting their names before a movie's title.  Right or wrong, I immediately think I have an idea what that director might be like, and it's not positive.  It shows a certain arrogance and conceit to claim a movie as your own in such blatant ways, even if you were the primary mind behind the film.  Now, Lee Daniels himself supposedly didn't like the idea, but had to do it because the original title was already taken.  So maybe he was "forced" into doing it, coerced into giving himself more credit than usual.  But regardless, to me the harm was already done.  That famed fourth wall was already damaged by pushing the director's name at me, by reminding me that this isn't reality, that it's a film made by people to try to make me feel a certain way.  Well, if that's the direction you're going you had better go all the way, and surprisingly that's exactly what they did.

The title character of the film is, yes, a butler; an African-American man originally from the deep South named Cecil Gaines.  As a child in the 1920s living on a cotton plantation, Cecil would get an early & first hand account of the brutal treatment of the black workers by their white bosses.  His father dead and his mother driven to madness, Cecil slowly moved north in search of food, work, and freedom from hostility.  He would eventually find work as a butler, even landing the coveted job as a member of the White House staff in Washington D.C.  There, Cecil and his family lived in peace while the years, and the Presidents, rolled on by.  But although the North was a relatively progressive place to live, the South was still mired in racism, violence, and oppression.  And when Louis Gaines, Cecil's son, sets out to make a difference, to change the world, the peace of the family is shattered and the vigilant butler must watch the country around him change; leader by leader, law by law, and death by death.


When I say they went all the way & just destroyed the fourth wall, I mean exactly that.  There was no pretense about it; every chance the film had we were reminded that these were actors, not real people in real events.  That might sound a little silly, because of course they're actors, but most movies go to great lengths to hide that fact from us.  But not this one.  At every turn there was another semi-ridiculous cameo: Mariah Carey as Cecil's mom, Lenny Kravitz as his co-worker, Robin Williams as Eisenhower, John Cusack as Nixon.  The list goes on and on and there was absolutely no shame in the amount of famous faces paraded across the screen.  But the thing is, it worked.  Not once did anyone in the movie fake a performance or try to "become" the character.  These were storytellers in an epic tale of American life.  Actors, yes, but re-enactors more than anything else.  History was related to us in fine detail through the eyes of a real life butler played on screen by another man, in a movie created by a director on manufactured sets, in a time that is starting to forget that the privileges we have today didn't always exist.

I bought in to the story, which happens to be true, because I didn't feel mislead in any way.  I liked the style the movie was done in, much better than other historical dramas; like Lincoln, which I liked just fine but found to be so over-dramatic that it became oppressive and dull.  This one was more like Forrest Gump, with its simple narration, quick timeline, and occasional humor.  It wasn't as good as that film, but it was still an interesting look at a fascinating time.  Now unlike Forrest Gump, the acting in The Butler didn't elevate it beyond what the story had to offer.  Forest Whitaker was fine as Cecil Gaines, a great vehicle for the movie.  Oprah as his wife Gloria was a little over-the-top and often forced.  The various actors who played the revolving Presidents were all fine, if a little forgettable.  And that could be said about the movie itself; the way the film was delivered was refreshingly clean, the acting was good all around, but by the end I was left feeling underwhelmed.  I liked the story, I liked the characters, but about half way through I got the point and the rest of the movie felt a little like history class.  For a film that is getting Oscar buzz, there's not too much that's going to make you jump out of your seat.  It was good, not great, not extremely memorable, but it is definitely worth your time and worth watching.

My rating: ✰ ✰ ✰ 

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Thursday, 19 September 2013

Movie Trailer - Grudge Match

Posted on 10:11 by Unknown
Director: Peter Segal
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Robert De Niro, Alan Arkin
Release: December 25th, 2013

I am ashamed to say it, but I really want to see this movie.  It doesn't look quite as stupid as I had imagined it would; it's more like a farewell to two extremely influential actors as they grow old and die.  Maybe a little depressing, but I want to be a part of it.  Now, I am worried about the director, the guy who brought us Nutty Professor II, Anger Management, 50 First Dates, and Get Smart.  Oh well, this has Alan Arkin in it and he can do no wrong.  I'm in!


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Sports - 2013 NFL Picks, Week 3

Posted on 07:33 by Unknown
Here are my NFL Week 3 Picks
(14-2 last week, 25-7 for the season)
Bye teams: none

KC @ Phi - First game of the week and it might be the toughest to pick.  The Chiefs are off to a terrific start, as most people predicted they would be.  Their defense is strong, but their offense is just OK.  I think the Eagles can put up enough points in spurts to take the game.

Hou @ Bal - I take that back; this one is a toss up too.  The Ravens have looked bad so far, with a blowout loss in Denver and a messy win vs Cleveland.  I think they'll improve as the season rolls along, but the Texans are no pushovers.  They are undefeated and coming to town.

NYG @ Car - Both of these teams are 0-2, playing sloppy, and looking like the playoffs are a million miles away.  But at least the Panthers have been playing good defense, if only their offense would step it up.  Well Merry Christmas, here come the Giants, most points allowed in the league.

GB @ Cin - I watched the Bengals on MNF and I saw a good team.  They play strong D, they can run the ball, and they're athletic.  Sounds like a lot of playoff teams over the years.  Problem is, their QB is just OK and their coach stinks.  Fix one of those and they could be SB bound.

STL @ Dal - Somehow the Cowboys are winning their division.  They don't seem like an elite team, but no one ever said to have to be to win games.  They win when they play at home and the Rams lose when they play on the road.  Sounds like a recipe for a Big D victory.

Cle @ Min - Someone's about to get their first win, and it probably won't be the Browns.  They have scored 16 points this season.  Total.  To put that in perspective the Broncos have scored 90.  And now their starting QB is out, so look for them to play even worse than usual.

TB @ NE - The Patriots have only scored 3 TDs total in two weeks.  The Bucs have scored 4.  Both teams have scored & allowed similarly small numbers, but somehow the Pats are 2-0 and the Bucs are 0-2.  Bad luck I guess, or maybe having Tom Brady on your team is enough.

Ari @ NO - A similar story here, as the Saints are not putting up the numbers that we are all accustomed to.  It's early & I'm sure they'll figure things out, but right now they're just a mediocre team.  However, they win at home and you know someday Brees will get hot.  Why not now?

SD @ Ten - The Chargers are putting up the points right now.  Eddie Royal looks like the best thing since french toast & Phillip Rivers is cooking.  But that won't last, they'll falter, and they'll lose to some bad teams.  This week?  I say no.  I think they still hot a little while longer.

Det @ Was - Things are not going very well for RG3.  There has even been some speculation that he could be benched.  I don't see that happening.  He'll warm up & the offense will be OK.  It's the defense that's the problem, and the Lions are about to light them up.

Atl @ Mia - I picked the Dolphins to win last week in an upset, which they did, and I think this week it's less and upset & more a sure bet.  They're playing good D, putting up enough points, and fans are excited for the home opener.  I love Matty Ice & the Falcons, but this is a tough draw.

Buf @ NYJ - The Jets are actually ahead of the Bills in the standings, with both teams at 1-1.  But anyone who's been watching knows that Buffalo is a team on the rise and they are the better ball club.  E.J. Manuel vs Geno Smith; should be a fun game to watch.

Jax @ Sea - I can't remember the last time I saw a matchup as lopsided as this one.  The Seahawks should utterly destroy the Jaguars, with a possible final score of 41-3.  Now, sometimes good teams fall into trap games, but I don't see that happening, not this time.

Ind @ SF - The Colts score more and allow less points than the Niners.  So normally I'd be going with Indy.  But San Fran was embarrassed last week in Seattle, and I look for them to play angry and physical.  The Colts will win games this year, but bad timing loses them this one.

Chi @ Pit - The Bears aren't as good as their 2-0 record might lead us to believe.  They barely won home games vs the Bengals and the Vikings, two teams that aren't great.  If the Steelers were playing anything near good football I'd pick them here, but unfortunately for them they are not.

Oak @ Den - I don't want to jinx it & say that this game should be as uneven as the Jax vs Sea game, but it really ought to.  The Broncos are in a whole other level when compared to the Raiders, and even an old rivalry shouldn't be enough to make this a close contest.
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Wednesday, 18 September 2013

Movie Trailer - Nebraska

Posted on 11:42 by Unknown
Director: Alexander Payne
Starring: Bruce Dern, Will Forte, June Squibb
Release: November 22nd, 2013

This film is getting serious Oscar buzz; I bet Bruce Dern gets a nomination for Best Actor.  Of course, that's all a bit premature, but at least it looks like a movie worth seeing.  Payne directed About Schmidt, Sideways, and The Descendants; all strong films.  So I think this one is worth two hours of our time.


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Movie Review - To Rome with Love

Posted on 08:22 by Unknown

Director: Woody Allen
Starring: Woody Allen, Alec Baldwin, Jess Eisenberg 
Ellen Page, Penelope Cruz, Roberto Benigni
Year: 2012

I love Woody Allen movies.  I'd have to say that he's in my Top 5 favorite directors.  His style of neurotic comedy gets me every time.  And the way he can paint a portrait of a city is amazing.  You can tell how much he loves New York, especially in Manhattan, which I think is his best work.  But you can also see his talent for capturing other cities in a movie like Midnight in Paris, a film that I really didn't like.  It was too fantastic, too weak, and it left me feeling disappointed.  I had hopes that To Rome with Love would be more like the former and less like that latter.

Various non-connected stories are occurring at the same time in Rome in this movie, all pertaining to love, relationships, aging, and life in general.  A retired opera director stumbles upon a talented but shy singer when his daughter falls in love with an Italian.  A young architect meets his inspiration and then meets the crazy girl of his dreams.  A newly married couple go on separate adventures on their honeymoon where temptations abound.  A normal man finds his life turned upside down by sudden fame.  These stories showcase life is Rome, a vibrant and beautiful city where love happens suddenly and heartbreak follows just as quickly.

Woody Allen has a great eye, and he shows that here by creating a wonderful backdrop for his film.  The city and the country are both excellently displayed and you immediately long to go there.  But that was, unfortunately, the best part of the movie.  There was a strange and unbelievable quality to the story that I found hard to accept.  It had a lot to say about fantasies, dreams, hopes, regrets, but that's not what I wanted.  I wanted a wonderful Woody Allen movie; I didn't want Midnight in Paris 2.  That said, there was nothing horrible about the film; the acting was fine, the pace was quick, the music was nice.  But I found myself dissatisfied at the end, wanting Manhattan or Annie Hall, not Match Point or Scoop.  Now, maybe this one wasn't as bad as those, but I guess it was somewhere in the middle, in no-man's-land between great and awful.  But that's not where you want to be.

My rating: ✰ ✰ ✰
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Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Movie Trailer - Escape from Tomorrow

Posted on 11:55 by Unknown
Director: Randy Moore
Starring: Roy Abramsohn, Elena Schuber
Release: October 11th, 2013

This movie looks freaky.  And weird.  And freaky again.  Randy Moore is a first time director, so we don't even have anything to compare this movie to.  I don't know, it might be too weird to give a chance to, even if there's a tiny possibility that it's good.


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Movie Review - Inglourious Basterds

Posted on 08:51 by Unknown

Director: Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Christoph Waltz, Brad Pitt, Melanie Laurent
Michael Fassbender, Diane Kruger, Eli Roth
Year: 2009

I, like most of you, have seen a ton of Tarantino movies.  You can't talk about one of his films without talking about other ones because they all have a similar style.  I'm not saying that they're all the same, far from it, but you can definitely tell a Tarantino movie when you see one.  He just has a way of bringing bloody humor & intense action to a story that's just so original and well-orchestrated.  Even if you don't love his work, you've got to admit that he's a force and someone who has put his stamp on cinema.  So going into Inglourious Basterds I'm automatically thinking about the other ones that I've seen.  The crime genre (Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown), the revenge plots (Kill Bill, Django Unchained).  All good movies, some even great, but none as excellent this film, the best Quentin Tarantino film that I have seen.

The story is set during WWII in France, where the Nazis have complete control.  We begin to meet the cast of characters, a group that will eventually come together and affect each others' lives.  Hans Landa, the Jew Hunter, a German officer in charge of finding hidden secrets.  Aldo Raine, the leader of the Bastards, a group of American soldiers whos mission is to kill Nazis.  Shosanna, a Jewish girl who barely survived her family's murder, now the owner of a French theatre.  Archie Hicox, a German-speaking Brit who is going undercover.  And Bridget von Hammersmark, a German actress who is also a double-crossing spy.  These characters are each influencing the war in their own way, and will meet at a movie premiere where plot after devious plot is revealed, sprung, dismantled, and abandoned, as the climax draws near and the history of Europe is decided.

As with other Tarantino films, there are certain things you can expect.  A ton of blood, a good bit of quirky humor, and some long uncomfortable scenes that feel a little too real.  Inglourious Basterds does not disappoint, as it delivers everything you want from this director and leaves you cinematically satisfied.  However, what makes it the best Tarantino film of them all is the era.  It's not so much better than all his other movies, but the time period lends itself perfectly to the style of his movies.  Here is a time in which bloody murders were commonplace.  Here is a time where revenge, subterfuge, and stupidity ran rampant and order disintegrated.  Here is one of the most influential times in world history, and it seems like it was made to be shown to us in a Tarantino way.

And that's not even the best part.  The key to this being such an amazing film is Christoph Waltz.  I saw him in Django before I saw him in Basterds and I thought he was really good in that.  But wow was he amazing in this.  He was the perfect villain; utterly detestable but oddly likeable.  No one could have played the part of the crafty killer better than he did; he was the Jew Hunter, he made me believe that he literally took pleasure in orchestrating the murder of these people, all while being funny, witty, and extremely polite.  The other actors in the film were strong as well; Brad Pitt as the comical American, Melanie Laurent as the escaped Jew, Michael Fassbender as the pompous Englishman.  None of them compared to Waltz, who stole the show, but they all helped to solidify an incredible film that showcased Tarantino's talent like nothing has ever done before.  You've got to like his style, and you've pretty much got to like WWII, but if you do than you've got to see this movie.

My rating: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
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Monday, 16 September 2013

Movie Trailer - The Past

Posted on 12:13 by Unknown
Director: Asghar Farhadi
Starring: Berenice Bejo, Ali Mosaffa, Tahar Rahim
Release: December 20th, 2013

I really want to see A Separation, but I'll settle for this one.  I saw Berenice Bejo in The Artist, but it's hard to judge what kind of an actress she is from the movie.  So I guess this film is a big unknown for me, but I kind of like that.


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Movie Review - Into the White

Posted on 08:23 by Unknown

Director: Petter Naess
Starring: Lachlan Nieboer, Florian Lukas, Rupert Grint
Year: 2012

Into the White is a film out of Norway.  Have you seen a lot of those, films out of Norway?  Me neither.  But I was intrigued by this one.  First, there are three languages spoken in the movie: English, German, and Norwegian.  That was interesting all by itself; culture clash in the snow.  Secondly, I love WWII movies, even though this one isn't the kind that we're used to.  And lastly, I don't know the two main actors, but someone was very smart when they added in Rupert Grint (Harry Potter) and David Kross (The Reader).  Those are movies that I've seen and helped catch my attention.  So, on we go, let's see how they make movies in Norway.

Set during World War II, the story begins high in the frigid Norwegian mountains.  British & German pilots fly over this territory frequently, vying for control of what could be a highly productive source of raw materials that could tip the scales of war.  When a German plane is shot down, the surviving soldiers must quickly find shelter or die.  They soon find a snug hunting cabin, settle in to resupply, and make plans for rejoining their army.  But trouble arrives in the form of two English airmen, also shot down in the same dogfight.  The armed Germans immediately take the Brits captive, declaring them prisoners of war.  The two groups instantly hate each other, but soon find that not only do they have much in common, but that they are going to need each other in order to survive.

Looking back, the plot sounds a little silly; enemies meeting in a hostile environment, forced to work together, and learning lessons.  Why can't we all just get along!?  But while watching the film it didn't feel exactly like that.  The plot was actually based on a true story.  So it might seem a little coincidental, but it happened, and the "lessons learned" might have happened too.  After all, soldiers aren't robots, they're human, and when you're forced to accept that your enemies are humans too perhaps you begin to see things differently.  I don't know, I've never been trapped in a cabin with someone I hated.  Putting the story aside, the rest of the movie was just OK.  The acting was suspect, the bonds formed were a little cheesy, and there really wasn't much action for an action movie.  In the end, the film became about humanity, harsh elements, adaptability, friendship.  And although it wasn't perfect, I found myself really enjoying it.  I would recommend it to anyone who likes POW camp movies, WWII, survival films, that kind of thing.  To the rest of you, you might want to just let this one go; you're not missing too much.

My rating: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
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Saturday, 14 September 2013

Movie Trailer - Best Man Down

Posted on 14:00 by Unknown
Director: Ted Koland
Starring: Justin Long, Jess Weixler, Tyler Labine
Release: October 3rd, 2013

OMG.  And not in a good way.  First off, awful title.  And then the character who dies name is Lumpy?  Is this a joke?  The acting sure looks like one, and unintentionally.  I think I'll be skipping this one and recommending that you do the same.


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Movie Review - We're the Millers

Posted on 08:11 by Unknown

Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Starring: Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Ed Helms
Year: 2013

I absolutely did not expect to like this movie, for many many reasons.  The first would have to be that I don't really like comedies.  Of course there are movies that I find funny, but as a genre comedies are something I stay away from.  They're usually just so stupid, with bad acting & ridiculous plots.  And the comedians themselves are usually so unlikeable, so off-putting.  I don't have a defined opinion on Jason Sudeikis I guess; he's good as Joe Biden on SNL, which I guess is something.  Jennifer Aniston I attribute to Friends, as I'm sure 99% of you do.  She's not a bad actress on that show, but she has definitely been bad in a variety of horrible movies.  So going in I was sure I wouldn't like this movie, a throw-away comedy about drugs, strippers, polo shirts, and RVs.  Well, apparently the humor in We're the Millers struck me in just the right way, because I did like it, I did laugh, and I did not find it to be as awful as I had imagined.

David is a drug dealer.  He has the same job he had in college, selling pot, and that's about all he does.  He makes a good living and is saving up quite a bankroll, that is until the day he is robbed, not only of his own money but of all the money he owes his supplier.  Now he's got to pull off a dangerous job in order to cancel the debt; head to Mexico & cross back over the border with a shipment hidden away in an RV.  Only problem is, he knows he'll be searched & found out by the border guards.  What he needs is a disguise, and what better disguise then a family of four.  So he recruits the least likely team possible; a stripper, a dork, and a bum.  Transforming themselves into your average every day family, the "Millers" try to pull off an almost impossible mission; pretending that they are normal.


It was just so much better than I thought it would be.  The humor was a lot less dumb and a lot more raunchy than expected.  I mean, I expected some.  After all, the previews show the now-famous Jennifer Aniston strip scene, and the part where a boy's testicle is bitten by a spider.  So I guess I knew that some dirty comedy was coming, but I was pleasantly surprised by the amount of cussing, penis jokes, and general mockery in the film.  Now, that said, those same tactics can come off as extremely stupid in the wrong movie, in front of the wrong audience, or when they're poorly executed.  But for some reason it hit me as just the right amount of raunchy done in just the right way.  Maybe it was because they were pretending to be a straight laced family.  If they have been a straight laced family who found themselves in this strange predicament and for some reason kept making dirty jokes, I don't think I would have laughed as much.  It seems a simple trick, but because they were acting normal while acting abnormal the humor came across loud & clear.

It wasn't all wonderful.  Somehow Jason Sudeikis came off as the straight man, while everyone around him was going wild.  He could have been much funnier, or maybe another actor in his place would have been funnier.  It was hard to divorce my memories of Rachel from Aniston's character most of the time, with only one great scene around the campfire showcasing her humor.  The rest of the time she was just a fill in.  Ed Helms as the drug-overlord was completely throw-away, a really annoying character badly acted, and I usually love him.  As I said I bought in to the style of comedy, but I could easily see how 30% of people would find it horribly offensive while another 30% would find it juvenile.  I can't say it was the greatest comedy of all time, but it did surprise me and that's always worth a few points.  Perhaps the best parts were the small ones; Kenny "Miller" (the virgin), Don Fitzgerald (the mustachioed Narc), and Scottie P. (Namsayin'?).  All in all We're the Millers was a good comedy that packed a little more punch than advertised.

My rating: ✰ ✰ ✰

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Friday, 13 September 2013

Movie Trailer - Kill Your Darlings

Posted on 11:56 by Unknown
Director: John Krokidas
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Dane DeHaan, Ben Foster
Release: October 16th, 2013

A true story about Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg, and William Burroughs?  Sounds interesting.  The trailer doesn't really do much to promote the movie though; makes it look a little boring.  And come to think of it, jazz & the Beat generation & all that, is pretty boring.  So maybe never mind.


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Movie Review - Piranha

Posted on 07:35 by Unknown

Director: Joe Dante
Starring: Bradford Dillman, Heather Menzies, Kevin McCarthy
Year: 1978

You know how I love a good b-movie.  There have been so many versions of this movie made that I had to see the original.  There was the made-for-TV version with Mila Kunis and Soleil Moon Frye, the sequel, the remake with Elizabeth Shue.  That's a lot of movies about such an improbable subject.  So I watched the first one because I figured it was my duty, and I realized I had seen it before.  That doesn't happen to me very often, forgetting that I had seen a film.  Maybe I watched it late at night as a kid or something, probably when I wasn't supposed to.  I was negative five when it came out, so I'm really not sure, but a ton seemed familiar as I watched it.  Anyway, it was nice to be reacquainted.

Apparently the military likes to keep abandoned genetic warfare plants hidden deep in the woods with most of their experiments still alive and under-supervised.  And when two young hikers go missing, the two unlikely companions that begin searching for them stumble across the site & accidentally release an unknown danger into the local waters.  A new strain of piranha is now on the loose, one that can live in fresh or salt water, cold or warm climates, eating & breeding their way to total dominance.  The people of the area are in trouble, and only the pair that accidentally set the plague free can stop it in time.

Wonderfully bad in every way; a great b-movie.  From the teens deciding to go skinny dipping in a barbwire-surrounded death tank to the hundreds of people having their legs bitten off by a million razor teeth, Piranha was everything I had hoped it would be.  And pieces kept coming back to me, so it felt like a visit with an old forgotten friend.  There was a lot to like about this movie; the over-acted dramatic dialogue, the bloody remains of fish food, the random boob exposure.  Of course, it was all utterly ridiculous, but that's what makes a b-movie great.  You can't take yourself seriously and be a good bad movie, you've got to be able to laugh at yourself.  It wasn't the best I've seen, but it definitely deserves cult classic status and ought to be enjoyed by fans of this genre.

My rating: ✰ ✰ ✰
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Thursday, 12 September 2013

Movie Trailer - Morning

Posted on 11:51 by Unknown
Director: Leland Orser
Starring: Leland Orser, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Laura Linney
Release: September 27th, 2013

I don't know, this looks a little too depressing to watch.  I don't mind dark movies, but I'm not sure I want to watch a couple disintegrate after their child dies.  Maybe the acting and direction will be good enough to make audiences overlook the heavy nature of the film.  Or maybe people will just enjoy being reminded that life can short & terrible.  But I kinda doubt it.


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Sports - 2013 NFL Picks, Week 2

Posted on 07:05 by Unknown
Here are my NFL Week 2 Picks
(11-5 last week, 11-5 for the season)
Bye teams: none
 
NYJ @ NE - Battle of the undefeated teams! OK, it's not that big of a deal yet, but every game between AFC East opponents should be important this year.  The Patriots barely beat the Bills last week, the Jets somehow got a win, and even the Dolphins looked alright.  I'll take Brady at home.

STL @ Atl - This might not last long; the Rams are 1st place in their division while the Falcons are last.  Both teams played in close games last week, but Hotlanta definitely had the tougher matchup; on the road in New Orleans.  They were sure to lose that game, but they're likely to win this one.

Cle @ Bal - It seems like a long time ago that the Ravens were crushed by the Broncos.  Lucky for them, the Browns are about thirty years away from becoming as good as Denver.  They'll be playing mad, be improved on defense, and be attempting to make Weeden throw a record number of INTs.

Car @ Buf - This is a tough one to call.  Both of these teams played at home last week and lost close games to strong opponents.  The Bills have the advantage in this one because they get to play at home, while the Panthers have to travel.  Cam Newton vs E.J. Manuel?  Should be fun.

Min @ Chi - The Vikings didn't get any love from the schedulers.  They opened up in Detroit and now they're in Chicago.  Not fun.  They lost to the Lions despite Adrian Peterson's best efforts, and they'll lose this one too, a tough road game against a Bears team looking for another home win.

Was @ GB - Both teams lost in high scoring games last week; the Redskins coming from behind vs the Eagles, and the Packers going toe-to-toe with the Niners in San Fran.  RG3 looked to be warming up late in that game, but Rodgers was born warm and will win this one for the Pack.

Ten @ Hou - Division opponents who both got big road wins last week.  The Texans' win was more impressive though, a come-from-behind victory in San Diego.  The Titans beat a confused-looking Steelers team, but I don't think they showed enough to warrant a pick this week.

Mia @ Ind - So far I've picked all home teams, but that's about to change.  It would be a major upset if the Dolphins could beat the Colts, but Indy showed that they're beatable last week when they almost lost to Oakland.  Miami, on the other hand, won on the road and could do it again.

Dal @ KC - Last week both of these teams beat their opponents easily.  The Cowboys took it to the Gmen, while the Chiefs barely broke a sweat vs the Jaguars.  I like Dallas this year and would pick them here, but both Romo and Bryant will be playing hurt and I think KC eeks out a win.

SD @ Phi - Everyone is talking about what the Eagles did to the Redskins last week.  And everyone is talking about the Chargers' epic collapse in their home opener.  San Diego's defense is good, but it's going to take a couple weeks for people to figure out how to stop Philly.

Det @ Ari - This one is a toss-up.  The Lions played really well last well; Reggie Bush looked rejuvenated.  But the Cardinals barely lost to a tough Rams team.  I like the Palmer/Fitzgerald connection, but I like the Stafford/Megatron connection even more.

NO @ TB - Josh Freeman usually plays well, but he's rarely great.  Drew Brees usually plays amazingly, and only seldom lays an egg.  This will not be an easy game for the Saints, but with their firepower it's hard to see them losing many matchups, especially against sub-par talent.

Den @ NYG - Peyton Manning and the Broncos went wild last week in Denver, putting up a league-leading 49 points.  The second highest total last week was 36, put up by the Cowboys vs the Giants.  See what I'm getting at?  The Broncos won't score quite as many points, but they'll still win handily.

Jax @ Oak - None of the above?  These two teams are widely regarded as the worst in the league.  They both lost last week, but the Raiders at least made a game of it.  As long as Run DMC is healthy they have a chance to win any game.  But the fact that he'll soon be hurt is looming over their heads.

SF @ Sea - They say that defense wins championships.  Well it also wins football games.  Both of these teams are expected to be Super Bowl contenders; they both have dynamic QBs & strong Ds.  But the Niners allowed 28 points last week while the Seahawks allowed 7.  SNF at its best.

Pit @ Cin - No one really knows what happened in Pittsburgh last week when they got beat by the Titans.  But hey, no harm no foul; every team in the AFC North lost last week.  So it's a clean slate, one that the Bengals hope to write their names on this week with a big win over an epic rival.
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Wednesday, 11 September 2013

Movie Trailer - We Are What We Are

Posted on 11:49 by Unknown
Director: Jim Mickle
Starring: Michael Parks, Ambyr Childers, Julia Garner
Release: October 2013

I like the idea of a good Gothic horror movie that relies on emotion rather than surprise.  I don't mind being creeped out, I just don't really like things jumping out at me.  I'm intrigued by this one; it's a remake the 2010 Mexican film of the same name.  I wouldn't want to watch it alone, but if I could get someone to see it with me I think it'd be worth the watch.


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Thought - 9/11

Posted on 08:24 by Unknown

I was planning on avoiding this subject today, not even mentioning it or blogging about it or even thinking about it too much.  But I don't think I can ignore it.  September 11th is a big deal in this country, even twelve years after the event, and most people I know have it on their minds in some fashion.  So here are my thoughts.

In 2001 I was seventeen.  I had just graduated high school & my life wasn't really headed anywhere important.  I was cynical, angry, irresponsible; not too different than a lot of teens, a lot of people for that matter.  And when 9/11 happened I wasn't heartbroken.  It didn't really affect my small existence.  The only changes that I really saw were flags everywhere, IROCs with bumper stickers, and a surge of American pride.  I didn't really feel that proud at the time, I felt jaded more than anything.  So for years I took the asshole approach to that tragedy and any others that followed.

I like to think that I've grown a little bit since that time.  I'm twenty-nine now, I'm married, I have two kids, I'm a responsible guy.  I'm a lot less cynical, or at least a lot less angry, than I used to be.  My first reaction to something is not to call it stupid, to bash it, to knock it down.  I try to look at both sides of issues more now than I used to.  I would say that the greatest lesson I've learned since "growing up" is that there is very little black & white, most everything is gray.  So when the anniversary of 9/11 comes around each year I feel less & less smart-assy and more sad.  Just thinking about all the lives that were lost, the terror that people must have felt who were there or who had family involved, the complete horror involved.  My life remains fairly unaffected and empathy is not one of my strong suits, but I do feel a small amount more compassion than I used to when I was young and even more self-centered than I am today.

That said, and here it comes, I feel like I am in an even better position to judge the people that make a farce out of this anniversary every year then I was when I was angry & judgmental.  Then I was an absolutist who make judgments easily.  Now I try to take in the big picture, but I still find the USA chanters to be completely ridiculous and non-helpful.  A friend wrote on Facebook "Let's all agree to think thrice before sending/ posting/ "Liking" anything 9/11-related that rings of redneckery/ Islamophobia/ boosterism or bumper-sticker design contests." and I couldn't have said it better myself.  It's the people who have turned a tragedy into a circus that deserve the ire of the people.  They did it twelve years ago and they continue to do it today, and that's taking something awful and using it as a tool for their own agenda.  Those people are the ones who lack compassion.

We'll see a lot of 9/11 posts on Twitter, Facebook, and blogs today.  I think the best thing we can do is to remember that it was an actual event, something that affected real people and changed their lives forever.  It wasn't something that should be used to promote your personal beliefs.  It wasn't something you should be high on and using to feel a part of something bigger.  People died, and for some really stupid reasons, ones that we should try to learn some lessons from, instead of turning the entire thing into yet another colored ribbon.
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Tuesday, 10 September 2013

Movie Trailer - All Is Lost

Posted on 12:18 by Unknown
Director: J.C. Chandor
Starring: Robert Redford
Release: October 18th, 2013

I honestly thought Robert Redford was dead.  But since he's not, he might as well make another movie.  This one looks interesting I guess.  I mean, there have been a hundred movies made that look pretty much the same, but that doesn't mean it'll be bad.  He's a good actor, I like disaster films, and as long as he doesn't start up a conversation with a volleyball I guess I'm in.


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Thought - Oscar Predictions

Posted on 08:28 by Unknown

Of course it's too early to make Oscar predictions; the nominees are months away from being announced.  Some of what may be the best films of the year haven't even come out yet.  But that doesn't mean we can't talk about it anyway and make guesses based on almost nothing.  At the very least, here is a list of movies that deserve a watch, as they might be in the Oscar conversation soon.

This is the Indiewire.com ranking of top possible Academy Award contenders:

  1. 12 Years a Slave
  2. Gravity
  3. Inside Llewyn Davis
  4. Rush
  5. August: Osage County
  6. Saving Mr. Banks
  7. American Hustle
  8. The Wolf of Wall Street
  9. The Monuments Men
  10. Captain Phillips
  11. The Butler
  12. Blue Jasmine
  13. Nebraska
  14. Fruitvale Station
  15. All Is Lost
  16. Prisoners
  17. Foxcatcher
  18. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  19. Her
  20. Philomena
  21. Labor Day
  22. Mud
  23. Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
  24. Before Midnight
  25. Ain't Them Bodies Saints
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Monday, 9 September 2013

Movie Trailer - All Is Bright

Posted on 11:50 by Unknown
Director: Phil Morrison
Starring: Paul Giamatti, Paul Rudd, Sally Hawkins
Release: October 4th, 2013

I don't know this director, and holiday movies usually suck, but I am going to see this one.  Paul Giamatti is one of the best when it comes to playing a depressed loser.  And Paul Rudd may choose too many bad projects, but he's a genuinely funny guy.  I'm in.


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Movie Review - Ip Man

Posted on 07:57 by Unknown

Director: Wilson Yip
Starring: Donnie Yen, Lynn Hung, Siu-Wong Fan
Year: 2008

I don't often watch kung fu movies, or any martial arts movies for that matter.  I've seen some Jackie Chan and Jet Li films before, but that's about the extent of it.  I'm not even sure if I've ever seen a Bruce Lee movie before.  But Ip Man was recommended to me and I thought I'd give it a shot.  This is a mostly true story, and incidentally Ip Man trained Bruce Lee, teaching him the art of Wing Chun kung fu.  So a biography set in an interesting time about a cool subject.  I figured it would be good if not great, and that's exactly what it was; a film that was perfect at being one thing, even if that one thing isn't necessarily my thing.

Ip Man was a master in the art of kung fu.  Living in China in a province known for its martial arts, he was renowned for his knowledge, though he didn't teach his style to others.  Challenged by students as well as masters, Ip Man remained partially aloof and uninvolved in the constant battle for dominance in the field.  All this would change during the War, when Japan invaded China and their culture was shattered.  Known as a great fighter, Ip Man was challenged continually by the occupying Japanese general, while all he wanted was a good life for his family and peace for his friends.  In a final confrontation, the best martial artist from China goes up against the best from Japan in a clash of countries that will inspire a nation.

The movie was pretty much what I had expected.  It was a kung fu movie, with a ton of fight scenes, rapid punches, flips, kicks, tricks, a little humor, and ultimately a message delivered through an art form.  I enjoyed it for what it was, and I was glad it wasn't as fantastic as Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon or others in that genre.  It turned out to be pretty realistic, interesting, and entertaining.  That said, it's still not my thing.  The acting and characters are not really the focal point in movies like this, and tend to be sub-par.  You have to look past that in order to enjoy the film, and that's fine, but then sometimes you're forced to remember that the lead is a great athlete, not a great actor.  Ip Man was a well-made kung fu movie, so if that's your thing I doubt you'll be disappointed.  If you're like me though, it's still a cool film, just not something you'll fall in love with.

My rating: ✰ ✰ ✰
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Saturday, 7 September 2013

Movie Review - Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Posted on 12:17 by Unknown

Director: Gary Trousdale
Starring: Michael J. Fox, Cree Summer, James Garner
Year: 2001

So I've talked about the Disney movies that I missed because I was getting a little too old for them.  But there's a group that everyone missed because they didn't look very good.  Treasure Planet was one, and Atlantis is another.  They aren't "Disney movies" in the sense that we have come to generalize.  They don't have the patented princess, they don't have original songs, and they're too action packed.  It's not really fair, but we judge them against The Lion King and find them lacking.  I'm not sure what demographic these movies are pointed towards; ten-year-old boys maybe.  But a lot of people let them go unwatched when they came out, and even if they have some redeeming qualities, there's a reason why they weren't popular.

We've all heard the stories of the legendary lost city of Atlantis.  Supposedly it was a great nation, technologically advanced, that was swept under the sea by some cataclysmic event.  Well, Milo Thatch is determined to find it.  He desperately seeks aid in finding the ancient land, only to discover that a team of experts has already been formed and prepared to find it.  Milo joins the crew as the linguist, but he's in over his head, and he doesn't know exactly what is going on.  The explorers find the lost land, but it's not uninhabited, it's populated by a people who have forgotten their once proud past.  Milo must uncover the secrets of Atlantis to make the expedition a success and to save the land.

Meh.  It was alright, but I'm just not that excited about it.  I guess that's the reason no one really saw it when it came out and why it's not respected as a great Disney movie.  It had some good parts; Fox was good as Milo, the bumbling scholar.  Garner was good as Rourke, the hardened veteran.  But the movie was a little messy.  Nothing made perfect sense, and if I was often confused I wonder what a kid would think.  There were even subtitles.  I mean, that's a cool way to introduce children to foreign films, but was it really necessary?  There was a lot of action, some fire fights, and strange robots that didn't really fit into the story.  And it wasn't a musical, so the songs couldn't cover up the flaws.  I enjoyed it somewhat; it wasn't any worse than most action movies.  But I missed the Disney elements that I have come to love, and I was left entertained but disappointed.

My rating: ✰ ✰ ✰
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Movie Review - Mulan

Posted on 09:28 by Unknown

Director: Barry Cook
Starring: Ming-Na Wen, Eddie Murphy, BD Wong
Year: 1998

This is one of those Disney movies that I missed when it first came out, like Hercules or Pocahontas.  Or maybe I was just getting a little too old to watch Disney movies anymore.  Whatever the reason, I'm just old enough to enjoy watching them again; I guess having a four-year-old daughter doesn't hurt.  But I'm glad to go back and catch up on the classic animated movies that I missed.  Some of them are just alright, but others are surprisingly good.  Mulan is one of the latter, a movie that I knew by the music but never imagined it would be as fun to watch as it ended up being.

The story of Mulan starts with the invasion of China.  The Huns have crossed the Great Wall and in so doing have started a war.  One man from every household has been called to arms to defend his country.  In the Fa family, the only man is the pater familias, but he is old, injured, and sure to die.  So his daughter Mulan takes his place.  She has never been graceful or a good match, but she is brave, intelligent, and forms a plan that will allow her to serve where only men can; to don her father's armor and pretend to be a boy.  Mulan must train hard and learn fast to become a soldier and help the Imperial Army defeat the dreaded Huns.  There to help are a lucky cricket, her trusted horse, and a tiny dragon who was once a Fa family guardian.  The team must work together to keep Mulan's secret and save China.

The story was actually kind of cool.  It's not something you see in Disney movies very often, it was more of a plot from an actual movie.  And that's what struck me; that this could be a real film.  They would have needed different actors though.  I know voice-over people are a whole other breed, but some of the characters were painfully done.  Mulan in particular was very badly acted.  I didn't actually mind Eddie Murphy as Mushu the dragon; he was silly but acceptably so.  The music was what made the movie though.  We all know Christiana Aguilera's version of 'Reflection', but the version in the film was much better.  And other songs like 'I'll Make a Man Out of You', 'Honor to Us All', and 'A Girl Worth Fighting For' were all very strong, catchy, and appropriate.  Mulan was a solid movie with a good story, nice music, and a little bit of kiddy comedy that was all blended together quite nicely to make an enjoyable experience.

My rating: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
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Friday, 6 September 2013

Movie Trailer - RoboCop

Posted on 11:52 by Unknown
Director: Jose Padilha
Starring: Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton
Release: February 7th, 2014

I never was into the original RoboCop movies.  They seemed a little too silly and I'd just rather watch The Terminator.  This new one looks about the same; a little weird and not worth the effort when there are other/better sci-fi options out there.


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Book Review - The Talisman

Posted on 07:49 by Unknown

Author: Stephen King & Peter Straub
Year: 1984

I think I've said it before, but I love me some Stephen King.  He's the greatest fiction author of our time, and the reason I can say that with such confidence is because so many people agree.  With each book he can do something that almost no one else can do; reach wide audiences who just want to be entertained and speak to small audiences who are looking for deeper meaning.  His books are creepy, scary, gross, page-turners, but then there's an element that exists if you care to look for it that gives readers more than what appears on the surface.  His short stories are my favorites, because he can create a mood and backgrounds so quickly, give you an emotion, and set you loose.  So I've read most of his novels, novellas, short stories, Bachman books, and now his co-authored work.  I expected great things from The Talisman, and I was not disappointed.

The main character of the book is Jack.  His father is dead, his mother is sick, and for some reason the pair of them are on the run from his Dad's business partner, Morgan.  Something is going on that Jack just doesn't understand, but he's about to become immersed in it.  When he meets a guy named Speedy his eyes are opened to another world, a parallel existence where many people have a "Twinner", basically another you in another dimension.  This amazingly stunning world and ours are close to each other, with a few people able to flip back and forth between the two.  But trouble is brewing, as Morgan is attempting to take control of both worlds, while killing the Queen there and Jack's mother here.  Jack must go west, travel across a dangerous foreign landscape, and retrieve the Talisman if any of the worlds that exist simultaneously have any hope of survival.

What a great story.  I'm not sure how the partnership worked or who wrote when, but whatever they did worked.  I was hooked from the beginning and never let go.  Jack was a great character, a plucky pre-teen who is stronger than people think and funny to boot.  His quest was just so cool and I'm sure I would have loved this book even more had I read it fifteen years ago.  For fans of the Dark Tower series, there weren't any connections, but there were definite similarities; the blasted west, the strange train that crossed it, Jack/Jake, a unique dialect that I found myself wanted to speak in.  There were a few times where the book lagged, using tricks that I didn't think were necessary, like switching chronological events up.  But those flaws were minor and the book as a whole was fun to read, captivating, and offered a lot to think about if you care to go deeper.

My rating: ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
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